Still showing my silent films?

Well Jethro, I understand that's the show business.

Where would you show a silent movie these days?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Swell.

Oh, okay, let's take the sofa.

Hold on!

Where are you taking this?

Uh, to the auction.

No, no, quick, young man!

You ain't taking this without us.

All right, fellas, move the chairs first.

Now look here, I'm getting a little fed up with it.

Excuse me, mister, but couldn't you leave something?

No, sir.

Every single thing in this house is going to be auctioned off.

All right, fellas, take a sofa.

Mom, pick it up.

Put her down.

What is going on?