Man can't live with a skull that thin.

This poor man's head is falling apart like an egg shell.

A story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Yes, but he's suffering from what us doctors call magnesia.

It's a natural, the real Cinderella story from rags to riches.

I'll be the hero of the banking business from coast to coast.

Who's gonna believe that a sophisticated international playboy like I is from the sticks?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Ellie, was it you who put this monkey to milking the goat?

Oh, yes, sir.

He's doing that for Granny.

Looks like he's going into business for himself.