Oh, Ellie Mae!

A Beverly Hillbilly.

Ellie says this little fella needs a head shrinker.

What a man.

Oh, a beautiful man.

That can warp a man.

This man's been fighting our battles for us.

You're a dirty, rotten old man.

Come out and fight like a man.

This man keeps country hours.

I'd face a firing squad for Jed Clappett!

For Jed Clappett is a prince among men!

For a city boy, you move pretty good.

Just for that, I helped the clappers stay in the fifth floor for a year.

It was a privilege to have worked for him.

You were living there for a minute, weren't you?

Chief, surely you're not going to hire that evil man on a permanent basis.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

He was the meanest man I ever knew.

Psycho man with glasses, you can go to jail!