A Beverly Hillbilly.

Let him go, Jed.

I'd face a firing squad for Jed Clappett!

For Jed Clappett is a prince among men!

I'd hang for Jed Clappett!

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

I'd go to prison for Jed Clappett!

My Uncle Jed's already at the table.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

They fixed them to draw down on one another, Jed.

Jed always says up at five, you're sure to thrive.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Let's go try on this upper plate that Jed whittled for you.

I said Jed Clappett is my friend, and you leave him alone!

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

A shrine.

He's nothing but a nitpicker, a busybody.

Take a look.

It's a deal.

What a man.