Your donuts do have a lot of body to them.

My old granny back in Tennessee had a saying, men is like mules if you... Hello?

We do like a small town.

But back in Tennessee, my old granny had a saying.

You all have a good time now, and don't hurry back.

Now, take the chair into the parlor like a toad.

Oh, how about I give him a room towards the back of the house?

Well, Elliot's upstairs right now, but... Well, that sounded like a dandy idea.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Well, uh... Ellie, I, uh... I kind of like to have a cup of coffee with my donut.

Why, they'd set upon you in a jealous rage and tear you to pieces and tear you ready to face lust, craze, lovers, like Lash-a-roo, Rip-torn, or Rudy Valley.