Don't be a simp, honey.

In a few short hours, this place will be crawling with Petersons.

We can't back out now.

Wait a second.

Hold the, you know, the thing that you pick up and you dial and you talk.

Are you saying that Donald is gonna be here today?

Well, of course, he's your cousin, isn't he?

No, no, no, please.

I hate Donald.

I despise him.

I detest him.

I loathe him.

I abhor him.

I abominate him.

I know we'd regret giving him that thesaurus.

I don't know why you dislike Donald, sweetheart.

Just because he's your age is a huge success and owns his own melon stand is no reason to feel threatened by him.

Oh, I wish he was dead.

Donald.

Donald, Donald, Donald!