else work?

Is Sharon stinking drunk again?

Sharon's fine.

Oh, you poor groinless bastard.

I'm sorry, Larry, I kid.

But I kid with love.

Come on, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.

Look, I don't have time for this.

I have to finish vacuuming, drive the kids to their piano lesson, patch the roof, and clean the gunk out of the dog's eyes.

Listen, Larry, I still have this in case you want to borrow it.

Not now, Chris.

Okay, well, it'll always be in my back pocket in case you need it.

Listen, Larry, I need your advice.

I am doing some really radical things to this new place of mine.

Okay, listen to this.

First, I'm going to move the lawnmower to the foot of the bed.

Then I'm going to put ceiling mirrors over the workbench to kind of open things up a little bit.

I'm transforming a stack of newspapers into kind of a nifty breakfast nook set off by either this flat wallpaper, take a look at that,

Or, now shoot me, but this is my first choice, this fun pink chiffon drapery.

Am I nuts?