This isn't a real town.

Oh, about our little town here.

Mr. Clampett, this isn't a town.

Well, how do you do, strangers in town?

Uncle Jet, this small town living ain't for me.

I'm better off running a small-town general store.

But you can't make any money on this town.

Now, these small-town boys are different and more friendly.

Well, I'll call my granddaughter.

You're calling me a wildfrag.

Well, there's some right fair acreage on the edge of town.

This here's what you call a chariot.

Say, we sure do want to thank you for building us this dandy little town.

Me and my boy here is going to farm a few acres on the edge of town.

Well, because this little town is going to be cleared away and all those hills bulldozed flat.

I call it Spartacus and Ben-Hur meet Cleopatra and Nero at the fall of the Roman Empire.