The Beverly Hillbillies!

Hillbilly, that is.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.

Hmm.

First time I ever tied into one of these.

Is it all for me, or do I give you half?

No, I don't smoke them.

Mr. Crick, would you like me to send for my barber?

Oh, no, no, no.

I can smoke it by myself.

No, I thought you might want a shave and a haircut.

My barber would be happy to come over here to my office and give you one.

You mean right while I'm a-sittin' here?

All I have to do is call him.

That's the kind of a man I am.

I'm not much of a one for setting around.

Good.

What I have in mind for a night watching old Jed's money is if you was to put it into some gunny sacks, I'd sit on them sacks with my shotgun across my lap.

Now then, you wouldn't have to worry at all.

You could just go off someplace and sleep like a baby.