I'm Jed Clampett.

I'm just a Clampett.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

We'll bring Mr. Clampett right back.

Won't you sit down, Mr. Clampett?

This is a magnificent home, Mr. Clampett.

How do they, uh, this here is, uh, Clampett.

What you said, Mr. Clampett, is quite to the point.

Please, believe me, Mr. Clampett, Daisy is a violent, destructive force.

Mr. Clampett, I think you have something to discuss with Mr. Addison.

Hillbilly, that is.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

You're still a young fella.

Of course, you ain't met Granny yet.

Put up the screen as happily as you can.

My goodness.

Well, thank you, sir.

Now, let me tell you something.

My pa lived in a little bitty log cabin with a dirt floor, and I was never ashamed of him, and you hadn't ought to be ashamed of your pa.

Ashamed of him?