Mr. Clampett, anyone here?

The Beverly Hillbillies.

And please, express my gratitude to Mr. Clampett.

Jed Clampett, you making a slingshot at your age?

This here is my son-in-law, Jed Clampett.

Hillbilly, that is.

Still the most beautiful dress shop in Beverly Hills.

Granny says Beverly Hills ain't no place to run a store.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Well, Granny, I don't hardly think the stores in Beverly Hills open this early.

They are three of Beverly Hills' most distinguished citizens, a bank president and two multimillionaires.

I could make a sign, carry it all over Beverly Hills saying, follow me to Granny's store.

Come and listen to the story about a man named Jed, the poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bumbling crude.

Oh, that is black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Jethro!