Jethro!

What happened, Jethro?

Jethro, take this pail of crawdads over to the dry steams.

Doesn't sound like Jethro.

In just a minute, Jethro.

Fix Jethro figures how many.

Jethro, your Uncle Jed's calling you.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Thought you were going to have to man, Jethro.

According to my cook, Jethro took a poke at him for absolutely no reason.

Take your shoes off.

Speaking of the lad, my cook tells me that Jethro is responsible for a slight altercation.

Boy, April sure did send some lovely ones.

Hillbilly, that is.

Then take it around back to the tradesman's entrance.

All it takes is addition, subtraction, and what you call long division.

Lady, you're in Beverly Hills.

Have you figured out how many crawdads we can take out of that creek water every day?

Now, you take a down on my steel and fill it up with my moon... Uh, I mean, my rheumatism medicine.

Gentlemen, as good, loyal Americans, I think we should take an oath that the secrets of Jed Clampett's awesome experiments will never leave this room.