Uncle Jed, this is a lot of darn nonsense.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

How's that look on him, Jed?

The Beverly Hillbillies.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Because Jed Clampett and his family are living there.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

The smartest move I ever made was buying Mammoth Picture Studios for Jed Clampett.

Hillbilly, that is.

That's a... It's a sort of a long...

A toga.

Well, that's a dollar and a half.

I'll make it a dollar and a quarter.

A woman cook?

Set a spell.

Those hillbillies can't live in Rome.

It's a movie set.

This'll be a take.

Now, wait a minute.