But that's terrible.

Honey, be mine.

Look, Mac, I've wasted enough time.

I wasted three pots of coffee on him.

Writing this story for a term paper in sociology is one thing.

Yeah, this is gonna make things kind of awkward.

Well, generally a man is ashamed to be known as a homewrecker.

There's no such thing as a frail woman.

Sure is a doozy, huh?

This is a real pleasure.

And now the right is yours to claim a reward.

What is this, a hobo jungle?

Well, the first thing you know, oh, Jed's a millionaire.

He can't do a thing as long as I'm in there.

Is Mr. Drysdale paying you to do this?

I don't want the Klampus to know what a fake my wife is.

He knows how to handle a situation.

I guess I'm not too handy in this sort of thing, and I do have to speak to Miss Hathaway before she leaves.

But Chief, the logical person to occupy this cabin is Granny.

Oil, that is.