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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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We ate all the dark ones 'cause we know you guys don't like those.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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One of our officers made the wrong identification.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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that only the ones that are telling the truth would know.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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- If one more person— - Have you found the Continuum Transfunctioner?

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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Once all five of the Dirugian crystals stop flashing...

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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How do we figure out which ones are the true Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner?

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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Apparently, we were supposed to meet her with the suitcase...

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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Well, sure, but then the pizzas would get all wet.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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The last guy who tried it ended up with three broken fingers.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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Sweet! All right, Rick, give us the keys, and we're outta here.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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- Oh, no. You've activated the Continuum Transfunctioner. - All right, what's going on?

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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I talked to my supervisor, and he said I could give you the address after all.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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We've been going out with the twins for a year now, and we still haven't had sex.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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What the—

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies, and that's it.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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as the dudes who destroyed the universe!

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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So, it's just the, uh— it's the chicken...

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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- But the universe. - [ Mocking Accent ] Screw the universe.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

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No, we are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.