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The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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In prison you are somebody's bitch.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here,

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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We'll give her a break. Let's think of someone else.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Where did you learn all of this? Internet.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be the belle of the ball.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Pam, tell me a white person you trust.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I thought of one last tack you could take with Pam.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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But can you sing in a sexy, high falsetto voice?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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And none of us can say, "Boo," because none of us have ever been to prison.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Pam-a-lama-ding-dong.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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It's two-and-a-half.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Absolutely, you should.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Yeah, Jan, it looks like a check,

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Maybe I'll get my banjo out of my car. Perfect.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Are you kidding? She...

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Also, do you speak pig Latin?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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What did you do, Prison Mike?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Well, you were in prison, but...