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The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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"as was clearly stated in the official..."

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On the brighter side, you gained zero pounds.

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I have a weird pain in my left side that I'm convinced is an ulcer.

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than being the youngest VP in the company's history.

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with people I consider co-workers.

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at the Pratt Institute in New York.

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but maybe there's something wrong with you.

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but Michael is actually killing it with Holly.

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Hey, Michael, I just scheduled lunch with a client,

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Lunch with a girl from my hall. Uh-huh.

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See, you're always saying there's something wrong with society,

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Something in her past, I guess.

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My girlfriend lives in New York,

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So what is going on, girl in the computer?

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Okay, everybody, let's suck in our guts.

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So I'm in here waiting it out.

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I should have been lovers with her first and then friends.

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No, you don't. Come on. Let's go in.

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(IN DEEP VOICE) Oh, bang, boom, shake, klump!

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and I haven't seen her in 10 days.