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The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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I can get this whole office to make weight.

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From this point forward, you will not use the bathroom.

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because we are going to be standing here briefly

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every Monday for the next seven Mondays.

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Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each.

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Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.

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Really? Nothing?

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2,336 pounds.

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Wait a minute, Pam is on the scale.

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Pam-cake, no, no, no. We would love your extra poundage,

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but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose!

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Okay. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.

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JIM: Family only.

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All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.

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You know why? (LAUGHS) Why?

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Because most of the time, friends don't talk about other friends' butts.

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But what have you learned about her?

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year.

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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I learned that she's allergic to sesame seeds.

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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I learned that she has read Lonesome Dove three times.