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The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Yep, that's perfect.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Lead off with that. Okay...

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here,

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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What is that, like, five pounds?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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So one of the things that she likes is pranks and the things that she hates...

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I know the things that she hates.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Okay, I can't help you with that.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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who claims that prison is better than here.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Blondes are more fun. Come on, trust me on that.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Yeah, trust me. That would be fun for no one.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Hold on, let me think about that. Yes, that'll work.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I know the things that she likes, and just as important,

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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and that anybody who doesn't is an ignorant, dumb person, okay?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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All right. Yay, yay, yay, yay. That's just the way we talk in the clink.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Pam, the receptionist.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I play the banjo.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be the belle of the ball.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I'm sending him to all the women in the office with just terrible information