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The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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(SINGING) You know I can, my man!

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust

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and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Oh, and I care, why?

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It's two-and-a-half.

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And I never got caught, neither.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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So, not prison. And prison. It's 50-50. Both.

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Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be the belle of the ball.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I know the things that she likes, and just as important,

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and that anybody who doesn't is an ignorant, dumb person, okay?

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They were flying all over the place and they were scary

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It's very new and... Not really ready to talk about it openly yet

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So one of the things that she likes is pranks and the things that she hates...

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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And none of us can say, "Boo," because none of us have ever been to prison.