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The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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We have to get you to our witch doctor right now.

The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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the one thing that thousand-year-old martial arts do all the time

The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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(NORMAL ACCENT) Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.

The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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Broken nose! Boom! Boom! Boom! Broken nose! Gonna flip you.

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Once a year, Dwight holds a seminar updating us

The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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on the newest developments in the world of karate.

The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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is change.

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How can I pose this to you in a relatable way?

The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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You are all members of the Yakuza,

The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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and you happen to be visiting the Lackawanna Trolley Museum,

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Okay, so there's no defense for that. Good to know.

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No, there is a defense for that. Let me demonstrate.

The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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Okay, with all due respect to everyone here,

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I think the most worthy opponent of you is you.

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That is correct, unless there happen to be measles present.

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So let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch.

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Now, how would you, Dwight, defend against it?

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Easy. Allow me to demonstrate.

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Because he does have two.

The Office (2005) - S06E09 Double Date

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Groin punch. Hit, block, elbow to the gut!