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The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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That is smart. That would not seem genuine. Ryan?

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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DWIGHT: I don't know that I can do that now.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

1.2s

I'm not gonna do that.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

2.7s

Look at that old dude and his Rolodex go.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

2.1s

So is this for a movie that you're writing? No.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

3.1s

I spent a month putting that Rolodex on his BlackBerry,

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

3.8s

Ed's Tires. Why don't you tell them that we have fewer clients,

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

3.5s

Also, do not forget that he has just gone through a messy divorce.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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Good. You take the lead on this one.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

1.2s

(MICHAEL EXCLAIMS)

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

1.5s

Things are a little slow here.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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And there's only so much cold-calling

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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Also, try to discuss it over Indian food,

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

2.8s

and try to mention how you distrust women.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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I can get there.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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Awesome.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

1.5s

Bring it in. Morning cheer.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

5.1s

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly. U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

2.8s

You ugly! Your mama say you ugly, hey! You ugly! Your mama say you ugly, hey!

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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Go Michael Scott Paper Company! Go Michael Scott Paper Company!