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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I'm a big man. I'm a big, expansive man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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You're a small, petty man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That's right. I hold onto these things, man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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How's that an admission of guilt? I was the man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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This man happened to do a wonderful thing today.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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You took it from me, but you know what? I'll be the man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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And he's converting.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Let's just stop and get out and take a look.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- So, I said that thing about the baptism. - Yeah, Rabbi Akiva says it takes one man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- Something... - Blue blazer and a red tie and a white shirt?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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and they call you, and they go, "Larry David has the same thing."

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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He's getting baptized and the whole thing, whatever.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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And I know where they are.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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And then have a nice bagel.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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We have a house, and chairs.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- And then something for the wedding? - Then something for the wedding.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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and your parents, you lost your parents.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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and he saw me press every number.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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and I knew something was gonna happen.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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And they would've been 95, but they're dead.