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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.6s

I don't think I should be doing this.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.8s

but I felt something. When I was held under the water, I felt a revelation...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.9s

I don't care if I lose Jews. Take them all, I don't need them.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.2s

After I came out of the water, I didn't feel like a Christian...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.6s

- We gotta finish it. - Finish it? I did it. I did what I said I'd do.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.8s

I got under the water, you held me under.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.8s

I never saw a baptism before, I don't know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.4s

That's not my fault, I did what I was supposed to do.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.7s

I need for you to be a Christian before I marry you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.8s

- I think it was the baptism. - Then we're not getting married.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4.5s

- What is that supposed to mean? - I want you, I don't want you to be a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.8s

You're joking, right? I don't want anymore dunking.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.4s

I felt like even more of a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.1s

- Just a cup of water. - I don't think it's about the river.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4s

I don't wanna go back in there. It was hard enough the first time.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.9s

I've never been to a bris, but I know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.7s

I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4.5s

like it was some sort of message from God that I shouldn't do this.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.9s

I don't know what it's like to have a baptism, or what you're supposed to feel...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3s

That was the point of the baptism, but you came and blew it.