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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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My back-- I can't move.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

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I'll be lying on an x-ray table with my wallet in my mouth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

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My son bought me the car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

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I went in to get my x-rays. Somebody takes my wallet. Is that the operation?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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This was a gift from my son.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Oh, my God, I forgot all about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

2.1s

- My son bought it for me. - He what?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

2.1s

This is my son, Jerry, from New York.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You know what my greatest moment was, don't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

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My son never stole anything. He's a good boy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Tell them about when you took my son's pen back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

2.4s

My seat's got a memory, in case somebody moves it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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She made me fly from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my jacket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

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Look, if I did that in my business, I wouldn't have made a nickel.