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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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This is my son, Jerry, from New York.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...you're gonna do one of your little comedy skits tomorrow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-The crepe place? -Yeah, this is all big crepe money.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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They got medicine balls. You can bike ride.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Anything you want. -StairMaster?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Watch this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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See that? You couldn't do that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I could. I choose not to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Hey, Morty, who's this?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Actually, I am a comedian. -That's not so funny.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Think you're better than me, huh?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Pump it. -All right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-What? -That shirt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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This was a gift from my son.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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My back-- I can't move.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Call an ambulance. -Think I saw one a couple doors down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Number one, signing off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- He gave him the pen. - Morty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So you got the Scotch tape.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What? Oh, you're crazy. - Plus the insurance.