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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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And I didn't wanna find out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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Oh, I thought we were going out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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You stuck your hand out, so I shook it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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I was using them to spit out the mutton.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- ( Clicks tongue ) - I see.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E22 The Summer of George

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...and l'm stuck doing food and beverage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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No, I can't. I can't. I'm stuck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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You know, you've been developing quite the acid tongue lately.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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I'm stuck with the non-laugher, and that's that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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You can't see, you can't talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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You're on your way to the bathroom trying to remember, How do I walk?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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Like you've never been alive before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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But if any invention marks the decline of human civilization...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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...it would have to be the snooze alarm.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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The snooze alarm is based on the idea...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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...that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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You're not even awake, you're already a failure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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They should sell the snooze alarm with an unemployment application...