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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...because he thought the man looked at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm a man who respects a good coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Nothing. - What kind of a man are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- They moved in together? - Yeah, some place in the Village.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...in this really ominous nightclub.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Remember in school, they'd do hearing tests?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her in front of him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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So if the coma victim wakes up in a month...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Amazing? You've seen him before. - I haven't seen him in months.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my closet?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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The thing I don't understand about the suicide person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What was the dream?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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No, more like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You will show me the Stooges? - I will show you the Stooges.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Is this the proper venue?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We're sending the results to Washington.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- No, the full-size. - No, junior.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I think I'll take out the garbage.