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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I don't know, do you have it--?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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So, what do you do down there all day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.2s

Who is this?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.9s

This job is killing you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.6s

I wish I could, but we're friends.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.4s

I can get it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-They read. -I read.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.7s

Here, I guess. And I went out and picked up a paper.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-I don't want to. -Make a wish.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Okay, I got five huge boxes of buttons.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

I warned the queen you were getting close and...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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But I finally realized what's missing in my life.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-What? You cooked? -I ordered in. It's still effort.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.2s

I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4s

Breakfast. I gotta be in at Brandt-Leland by 9.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.3s

-I don't know, but you don't have it. -Right. Bye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.8s

-Could I use a drink! -Tough day at the office?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.4s

-Work piled up, I lost track of the time. -Sure. Sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

-Not bad. What does she--? -I put her stats on the back.