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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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Hello, Uncle Leo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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- Hey. - I'm down to one kiss hello.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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Listen, I've decided I can't kiss hello anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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Yeah. I'm on a kiss-hello program with her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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- Aren't you gonna kiss her hello? - Yes, yes, of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...I gotta kiss hello. I did it once on her birthday.

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This is gonna be my first opportunity to not kiss her hello.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...and that the weird thing about it...

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You will actually kiss another human being right on the head...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...but if one of those hairs...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...should somehow be able to get out of that skull and go off on its own...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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People freak out, There was a hair in the egg salad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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You don't flamenco on the first date.

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I have to open a bottle of ketchup for her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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She has trouble distinguishing between the past and the present.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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- I've never seen squeeze ketchup. - If they make squeeze mustard...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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...doesn't it stand to reason they make squeeze ketchup?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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Not necessarily. Mustard lends itself to the squeeze.

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- I don't see the difference. - There's a difference.