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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You can't eat that. Take that back. - I'm not taking it back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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My act? What does that have to do with anything?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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No, it's not your fault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not pulling a shopping cart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Books, books, I need my books.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So that's it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not talking into the soap right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...put stockings on rolled below my knee?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You mean that? - Absolutely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Why do people do that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I know that going in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Could you stop that smacking?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- How could you not care? - I don't know, but I don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It's three blocks further. You could use my shopping cart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You think you're gonna see the doctor, but you're not, are you? No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- I thought you'd be upset. - I guess I should be, but I'm not.