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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Why would anybody want a friend? -It's really not that bad, actually.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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It's not a twist-off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-It's my stomach. -You're probably getting an ulcer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Now that you mention it....

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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But I finally realized what's missing in my life.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-I'm just gonna go wash my hands. -Good idea.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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So you're gonna burn that bridge.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Not bad. What does she--? -I put her stats on the back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Would you like some bread, Jerry? -No. No, thanks, I'm just not hungry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Why not? Like, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a deposit...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I tried to get him one, but man-hands almost ripped my arm out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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If I get it, will you take me to that club and show me a good time?