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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Name one paranormal thing that happened to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If you named a kid Rasputin...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- What did she name the kid? - You wouldn't believe it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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He's not going.

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My mother smoked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...while you insult my toothbrush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That urine sample. Giving them that, that's always a pleasure, isn't it?

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That's your big boy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- On your mother's life? - On my mother's life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, you know, my friend goes to a psychic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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From my house. I got a whole box of them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Is that a...? - Drake's Coffee Cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Did you guys see that wall move?

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I don't get that whole suicide machine.

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- How will you do that? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but with Martin and all, maybe it's not a good idea to be seen together...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my closet?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage.