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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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That's my Chinese food.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- It's my cockney accent. - No, no. That's no good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

3.1s

That was Elaine. She changed her mind. She's not coming over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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That's the worst cockney accent I ever heard in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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I'm not giving you the number.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- Yeah. - My mother told me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...where I had my tape recorder?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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Can you smell that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- Hair? - The Chinese have done it, my friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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That's it? You gave up?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- Oh, that was nothing. - Elaine...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- What's the matter? - I got a pain in my side...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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The stewardess could lean over and whisper in my ear:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- No. - Know what that makes you? A baldist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...that I needed to make this film work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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Yeah. She made me promise not to tell. It was supposed to be a joke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

2.4s

Where did you come up with all that stuff?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...with organs. Is it possible that a head could reject...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- What happened? You took it off? - Yeah. That was enough.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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Ever since I found out that you left the message on Jerry's tape recorder-