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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You got a line in a Woody Allen movie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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"Do you take this man in sickness?"

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- I don't have a washcloth. - Use a paper towel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You mean "a career."

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- Sid left the keys in the car. - Who's Sid?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I didn't cross any wires. The keys were in it.

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If you did, I'd have a car.

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I would like a car alarm like that.

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I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

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Sid left the keys in the car. All right, I gotta go. Drive carefully.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Well, he's not a baseball player. - Yeah, that's true.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...slammed into us with a blue Escort. - Blue Escort?

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- How you gonna hold it on there? - Use a belt.

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- Cookies don't liquefy. - They do. You can liquefy a cookie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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"Owen March, prominent author and essayist, suffered a stroke yesterday...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.