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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- Is there a real bird in the back? - No, there's no bird, but...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I never made a man cry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...is that real turkey or is it a turkey roll?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That is worse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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This is what I do. Pretend there's a little desk around you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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How long is he gonna be out?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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There's a little chair over there, and you interview them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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At least with a woman there's a precedent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That's just to keep the men out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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The only problem is, there's no way to say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Say, where is that waitress? Hey!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That or, Whose bra is this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Know what I mean? There is nothing I can do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It's when that floss came flying out of my pocket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I think that's the only way out of this relationship.

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- Oh, God. - I got scared there for a second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That's funny. You're a funny guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I mean, this guy is a brilliant man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I've come to the conclusion that there are certain friends in your life...