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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.5s

- You sure you don't wanna go? - I want to, but I can't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

3s

- You can't go? Why not? - Because I have to watch idiot Farfel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.4s

But I can't control these circumstances and schedules...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.3s

I'm in the book, and I have a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.7s

If I could have seen it with her, fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.3s

Boy, I know she really wants to see that with me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.3s

- Something's playing, you go. - I know. I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2s

You can't talk during a movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.2s

Do I what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.1s

Can't you put some newspapers down or something?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.1s

Yes, I pick it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.4s

I went back with Ellen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.6s

She talked me into one more day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.6s

You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

3.2s

I don't know. They drink and they bend things at the bar. I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

3.4s

I'm telling you, one more day, stink breath!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.1s

...it'd be like one of the Elephant Man exhibits...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.8s

I got a wild animal in the house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

4.2s

...I was ill for 40, 45 countries...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

3s

I mean, it's long. There's no story.