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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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I can't sleep. I can't work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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Anyway, it's not the only reason.

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- Yeah, what else? - All right.

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Happy, pappy? What does that mean?

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If she wants to know if I'm pleased with something, she'll say:

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- Oh, you're pappy. - I'm pappy.

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- Oh, I get it. I see. - Yeah.

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- So that's not so bad. - Come on. What, are you kidding?

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So tell her not to say it.

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Hey, I got a real thing about shushing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- What? - What is this?

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What are we doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- What? - Our lives.

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What kind of lives are these?

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- We're like children. We're not men. - No, we're not. We're not men.

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We come up with all these stupid reasons to break up with women.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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Are we gonna be sitting here when we're 60, like two idiots?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- We're pathetic, you know that? - Like I don't know that I'm pathetic.

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- Why can't I be normal? - Yes, me too.

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...we're kids. We're not men.