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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Do you know this type of person? Constantly re-evaluating...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...their lane choice. Never quite sure:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, I love you. You know, you can only hold out for so long.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You're a human being. - I didn't even ask her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...she's on the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Everybody's guy is the best. - I'll make an appointment for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- We'll go together. - Please, they don't do anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Hello, Jerry. - Hello.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...or in the lobby, or whatever...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I mean, it's like we really hate each other. It's based on nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm sorry. Is this 805-555-3234?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Yes, I know I have the wrong number. I want to know if I dialled wrong or...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Why do people do that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Oh, it's you again. See?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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If you'd answered me, I wouldn't have had to do this.