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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Will you sit down? You're disturbing everybody. Sit down!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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That's what you get for getting mixed up with a face-painter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...when all of a sudden I am hit in the face with a banana peel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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At that level of pet ownership...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...have a kid. I mean, come on. I mean, you're so close.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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If you need a pet that can roller-skate and smoke cigars...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...it's time to think about a family.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...which I'm sure made perfect sense in the monkey brain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I feel that is the next logical step for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and I think I'm ready to handle the maximum-reentry G-forces.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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- What are you telling him for? - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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He's the busboy. You think he cares about the soup?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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You think he's back there with the chef, going, Hey, they like the soup!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Keep it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Alec Berg. He's got a good John Houseman name.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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- Yeah. - Alec Berg.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Mr. Berg.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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- John Houseman? - No, Alec Berg.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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- You gonna go to the funeral Friday? - Yeah, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Well, what about these nitwits that get on a plane with nothing to read?