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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Do you want to stand there having people going:

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I could lose my job. I gotta keep her quiet.

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Told you.

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- Did I what? - You did, didn't you?

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I didn't tell her, you stupid idiot. She tricked you.

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Elaine, you don't understand.

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- What did you say? - Nothing.

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That's what you were seeing.

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I didn't know you meant hold it. I thought you meant hold it.

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- Where'd you find it? - Under the sofa cushion.

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- Can you see it? - It's hard to pretend...

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...because you could get it at a discount?

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I don't think she'd notice. Can you see it?

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- Convulsing? - I don't know. I'm trying to help you.

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- You swear? - I'm not swearing. I don't wanna swear.

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All you have to do is meet him. Come on.

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- It would be my first one. - You want to work here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...to buy you the most beautiful Christmas sweater I have ever seen...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Well, what do you think, they put the statue on a giant raft...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- You stopped by just to give it to me? - It's your Christmas present.