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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Get off the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Or we could get them together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Maybe we're not getting down low enough.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Okay. Thanks anyway. They can't get another plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Come on, let's get something to eat here in Sticksville.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die, that's why.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- I didn't get any bread. - Just forget it. Let it go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Got spikes on the end. Get killed from one of those things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- We'll take care of them for you. - Just keeps getting better and better.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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So either get some other kind of microphone up there or let's move on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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The virgin.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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The Soup Nazi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Because the next day, people gather around the water coolers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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But this time, the good one. The Ted Danson plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...on the Today show?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Ask the people behind you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- The Bubble Boy. - Bubble Boy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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That's right, the Bubble Boy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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And the street cell phone call is the lowest phone call you can make.