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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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Yeah, hi, I'd like to speak to Patrice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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Here I am, about to go to the electric chair...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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It's supposed to be good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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I'd like to get pockets to hang off of the belt. That would be-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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Get to wear slippers all day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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If this audit had happened to me and I didn't have this woman to help me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...to a volcano relief fund for Krakatoa.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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- It's unheard of. - She asked me to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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- George? - I'm going to a poetry reading...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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It's going to be your new coffee table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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You come barging in here, asking me to contribute money...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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You know, I hate to raise a crass financial concern...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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I mean, is it that hard to get black, round buttons...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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- No, no, don't blame me. - What was I supposed to do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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That's why I like to wear a belt when I'm naked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...but was there any information as to the whereabouts of my papers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...he is handing over to her all of my pertinent tax information...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...you can always make those little adjustments, which people love to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...of knocking your brains out. We know they're going to fall off too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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So let me ask you, when you come to one of these places...