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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

- You did? - I did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

You mean "a career."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.4s

Yeah. Let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

That's why you have the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

You don't know how to act.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

If you did, I'd have a car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4s

"Do you take this man in sickness?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.1s

- Did you steal my car? - Yes, I did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.5s

- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

You got a line in a Woody Allen movie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

You raise the feet, get blood to the head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

You should see his bathrobe, man. It's all silk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

That's all they could do. "Can you help me?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.9s

- Hey, you seen the paper yet? - Interestingly enough, no...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.9s

- How you gonna hold it on there? - Use a belt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

- Cookies don't liquefy. - They do. You can liquefy a cookie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

- What do you mean? - He moves them from side to side...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.