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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.3s

We're all buying them. I must have bought 6000 Bics in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.6s

Yeah. And the curls? You like the curls?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.2s

Neither the district attorney's office nor the po/ice department...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.7s

...they put him in the handcuffs, hit him with the baton...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.4s

He escaped, and the police spotted him on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.6s

No. He left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor and got it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.6s

- The rules are clear about that. - Certainly are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

1.6s

- I'm the one who bought it. - You did.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2s

- That's the rule. - It's just a friendly game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.6s

You're going out with the stationery-store guy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.6s

- Yeah, so? - Well, she didn't buy the big salad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.2s

- What tee? - A golf tee in the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.4s

- I'm going to the coffee shop. - They have big salads.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.6s

How come when the police catch some really bad criminal...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

4s

But that doesn't account for it. Where are all the pens?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3s

We a/so have a report that ear/ier in the day...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.1s

Constantly calling them and hanging up when they pick up the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3s

And the most distressing part is not that she went out with him...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

4.4s

...except on the putting green, he shall incur a penalty of one stroke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.6s

- Why are you always such a stickler? - That's the way I was raised.