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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Because they'd be very demanding people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Which was risky, because it's near all the knives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...because you don't have to be home on time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...because they call it the waiting room. They're gonna use it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Call me back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is it just me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, I'm taking this back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not pulling a shopping cart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm sorry. Is this 805-555-3234?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Right now, I'm the regional management supervisor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She never asks if I'm busy or anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not talking into the soap right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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But she's got me, like, hypnotized or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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There's this voice inside me going, You're doing it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- He can't kill me, right? - You're a human being.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She called me. I never called her. She started it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You can't eat that. Take that back. - I'm not taking it back.