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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Two pair? Three of a kind?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- That's right. - What kind of person is this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Yeah. Hey, know what I'm thinking of doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I'm preventing him from becoming one of those guys...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...and that big phony mat coming down on top of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...so they can just let go of them every now and then.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...the way that the party leaders wanted them to, they whipped them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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The big new accessory with eyeglasses...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...with confidence from the toupee. - Really?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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You got natural curls on the bottom...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...and get the whole thing over with?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So, didn't you explain that to the cop?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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You're going to the bookstore to see Jake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Then at your funeral, the mortician comes out, Mrs. Costanza...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...I had a little chat with George the other day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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The way they make them, I'll never have to tell her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Know what else? He picked up that woman in the coffee shop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...I bought him an unlimited gift certificate at the Hair Team For Men...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...which I don't get because if you have glasses, isn't that because...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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People with crutches don't have a chain attached to their belt...