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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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The clowns.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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What about the Coast Guard?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Where are we going? - The cat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I want the antidote, Pimple Popper.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- How's the life-saving business? - It's fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- What're you doing? - Setting the record straight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Right. They couldn't get the green stuff off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, maybe Kruger wasn't the place for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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But then I found out about the skin cancer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I think we might have one left in the stockroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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The whole profession is, Just put some aloe on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- No. No, I don't want this anymore. - We're going to work with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Yeah. - Seems reasonable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Kruger. That's not Kruger Industrial Smoothing, is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Everywhere you go they always give you these misshaped, shoddy meats.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Look, look, look.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Neither have I.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Where'd you get this thing? - I traded in my sausage press.