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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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No, I mean like a full, long beard, like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-But it sounds like a president name? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Hey, just like you pretend to be.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Which one? -They were all like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Like my father and my father's father before him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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They acted like it was some act of charity, going out with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-What? -Jerry, she's a loser.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-The last president to have a beard? -Nixon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-How was the pizza? -lt was a little oily.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Well, just shape them, change them. You're a writer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-No, I mean a real thick beard. -His was thick.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Wait a second. Is that the fork that fell on the floor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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So you're denying him the scholarship because he wants to be a planner?