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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Let me ask you this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-I'm glad we had this talk. -You have no idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You didn't have make-up sex? How could you not have make-up sex?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-Are you in? -What, are you kidding?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...that's what you realize. Watch this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You see, right now, I have relationship George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You get up in the morning, she's there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Do you have to ask her out or is the date implied?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...is if you're sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's a leper colony there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Now, don't you two see that you're in love with each other?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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When's the last time you looked in the mirror? You're an Adonis.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Every time you shave it, it's gonna come in thicker and fuller and darker.